(A song for the Republicans, who are now finding out exactly what the Democrats like about being in Congress… with apologies to Robert Palmer)

The roll is called, but you're not home
Your vote is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another bill is what it takes
You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt you're in deep
Your wallet's fat, awakes the greed
Another bill is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you can put down the fork, oh yeah
Well honey, crack a barrel and pop another cork
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to pork

You see the signs, but you can't read
The Donkeys run at different speeds
The lobby speaks in double time
Another budget and they'll be mine
A one track mind
You can't be saved
Another term is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think that you can put down the fork, oh yeah
Well honey, crack a barrel and pop another cork
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to pork

Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork

[Solo]

The roll is called, but you're not home
Your vote is not your own
Your heart sweats, your teeth grind
Another bill and you'll be mine
Whoa, you like to think that you can put down the fork, oh yeah
Well honey, crack a barrel and pop another cork
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to pork

Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork
Might as well face it, you're addicted to pork

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